Frito-Lay to Eliminate Trans Fat in Popular Brands
Fatties everywhere rejoice. The best quote:
"It's nice to see that Frito-Lay is starting to worry about the nutritional profile of its snack foods," executive director Michael F. Jacobson said in a statement. "It should worry, because many of its products are high in fat and largely devoid of vitamins and minerals."
Getting hungry? Try a
Lefse. What's a Lefse? Imagine a tortilla. Now, make it larger, more fragile, and more flavorful, made with mashed potatoes instead of flour. Butter it. Sprinkle with sugar and roll tightly. Eat. Pass out. Die.
I realize that I don’t like doing things by myself. I’d rather do things with people, even though I’m not the most extroverted. But there are definitely times that I don’t go out and do things because I know I’d have to do them alone.
When you’re poor, you’re grateful for every kindness that’s done to you, because you don’t expect anything. Even a
Dog-in-a-Shell.
Happy 2nd birthday to the
Presurfer and the
Everlasting Blort.
Take the
Gullibility Test. I did terribly.
What IS this? Some Universalist minister
tried to build a deity, like Frankenstein built a creature, guided by the spirits.
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News in brief from western Pennsylvania
September 24, 2002
A 17-year-old girl who ingested a hallucinogenic weed commonly found in backwoods throughout the nation was found wandering the streets early Monday.
The girl, who was not identified, said she and a friend ate seeds from jimsonweed, which they found along a road after learning about the plant from the Internet. Her mother said police found her daughter around 4 a.m. wandering the street.
"I thought it would be safe because it's natural," the girl said Monday at Cresson Township police offices. "There aren't any chemicals or anything in it."
Authorities said the plant is so common it doesn't even have a street value. Cresson Township Police Chief Ken Gilpatrick said some symptoms include dilated pupils, thirst, panic and delusions.
Officers are now warning parents about the plant.
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